Algebra Jokes

  • A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

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  • After teaching high school for nearly 20 years, I thought I’d heard every possible excuse for missing homework until one parent sent me this note: “Please excuse Lori for not having her algebra homework. The cat had kittens on it last night.”
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  • Another day passed…Still haven’t used Algebra!
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  • Last night, while my wife was asleep I decided to write algebraic terms all over her…You should have seen the expression on her face!
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  • I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trigonometry, I’ll even do statistics. … … But graphing is where I draw the line!
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  • Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
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