A couple are driving home but then run over a badger. They get out & discover the badger is still breathing but freezing cold. The husband says, “Put it between your legs to warm it up.” The wife replies, “But it’s all wet & it stinks.” He says, “Well hold the badgers nose then!”
- I’m collecting badgers. One more and I’ll have a complete sett!
- A couple are driving home when they run over a badger. They get out & discover the badger is still breathing but freezing cold. The husband says, “Put it between your legs to warm it up.” The wife says, “But it’s all wet & it stinks.” He says, “Well hold the badgers nose then!”