On this page, we’ve compiled a collection of the funniest beaver-related jokes that are sure to make you laugh. Whether you’re a nature lover, a comedy fan, or just someone who enjoys a good pun, you’re sure to find a joke that will “gnaw” at your funny bone. So, sit back and enjoy our collection of beaver jokes – just be sure to watch out for any nearby dams!
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties. “After all, dear,” she said to her husband, “You wouldn’t expect to find fine perfume in a cheap bottle, would you?” “No,” her husband replied. “Nor would I expect to find gift wrapping on a dead beaver.”
- A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, “I’ve never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?” The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, “I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, ‘bang, bang’ and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?” The 90-year-old said, “I’d say somebody else shot that beaver.” The doctor replied, “My point exactly.”
- A 90-year old man said to his doctor, “I’ve never felt better… I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?” The doctor replied, “I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of his gun by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went “bang, bang, bang”, and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?” The 90-year old said, “I’d say somebody else shot the beaver.” The doctor said, “My point exactly”.
- A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, “I’ve never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?” The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, “I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, ‘bang, bang’ and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?” The 90-year-old said, “I’d say somebody else shot that beaver.” The doctor replied, “My point exactly.”
- Had a new beaver curry last night. It’s like a normal curry, just a bit ‘otter.
- Just watched a documentary about beavers… It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.
- What did the atheist beaver say when he died and went to hell?Well I’ll be dammed.
- What did the river say when it saw beavers approaching?Well I’ll be dammed!
- I just watched a documentary about beavers.Best dam show I’ve ever seen.