What do you call a bookcase with only one book on it? A shelf-esteem issue!
- Why did the bookcase get a ticket? It was parked in a restricted shelf area!
- How do you organize a party in a bookcase? You make sure it has plenty of shelf space!
- What did the librarian say when the bookcase fell over? “Well, that’s just shelf-destructive behavior!”
- My books fell out of the bookcase.I only have my shelf to blame.