Church Jokes

Humor has been a part of religion and spirituality for centuries, and jokes about church culture and traditions have become a popular way to lighten the mood and bring a smile to people’s faces. Whether you’re a devout churchgoer or just someone who appreciates a good pun, you’re sure to find a joke that will make you chuckle on this page. From playful jabs at church leaders to funny anecdotes about the rituals and customs of different denominations, our collection of church jokes is sure to bring a little laughter into your day. So, come join us in the pews and get ready to laugh along with our collection of church jokes


  • I’d go to church if they had Wi-Fi.

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  • Shout out to all the people in church today, who didn’t speak to anyone, cause their breath still smelled like Jack Daniels.
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  • The elderly wife in church turned to her husband and said, “I’ve just done a silent fart. What should I do?”He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.
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  • Why do melons always get married in church ?Because they cantaloupe.
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  • I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!She is watching our wedding video again.
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  • An elderly couple is in church. The wife says to the husband, “I’ve let out one of those silent farts, what do I do?”The husband says, “Change the battery in your hearing aid.”
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  • Can you believe I was thrown out of my church for claiming Jesus spoke with a lisp?It was a real slap in the faith.
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  • What do priests say to get rid of insects in the church?Let us spray.
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  • Why do they say amen instead of a woman at the end of songs at church?‘Cause they’re hymns not hers.
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