A man with a cucumber in his ear, a carrot in his nose, and a tomato in his eye walks into the doctor’s office. He says, “Doc, I’m not feeling well. What’s wrong with me?”The doctor says, “First of all, you’re not eating right….”
- Does anybody else find that cucumber makes you fart a lot, or am I shoving it up too far?
- Occasionally, I like to go to Walmart, buy a jar of Vaseline, a cucumber and a Bottle of Gin and wink at the cashier
- When everyone was giving apples to their teachers, I was the one giving cucumbers… Still to this day, Mr. Smith won’t look me in the eyes.
- here is no straight way to wash a cucumber.
- The human body is 80% water, so we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety.