If I call you cupcake it’s because I’m probably going to put my vanilla frosting on your forehead
- My pants say yoga but my ass says more cupcakes please
- I would go for a jog today, but it looks like all of these cupcakes expire today as well.
- Instagram says it now can sell your pics without your permission. Good luck making money with pictures of Cups of coffee, Cupcakes & clouds.
- When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do? And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.