Dinosaur Jokes

  • what do you call a sleeping dinosaur? do you think he saurus

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  • What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins? Fred.
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  • Q: What kind of floor do dinosaurs’ bathrooms have? A: Rep-tiles.
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  • Why isn’t Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive? Because everybody knows — tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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  • Q: Why isn’t Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive? A: Because everybody knows — tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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  • What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A tyrano-snore-us rex.
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  • It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That’s true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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  • What do you call a blind dinosaur? An Idontthinkhesaurus.
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  • Q: What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins? A: Fred.
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  • A hunter walking through the jungle, found a huge, dead dinosaur, with a pigmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked, “Did you kill that?” The pigmy said, “Yes.” The hunter asked, “How could a little bloke like you kill a huge beast like that?” The pigmy said, “I killed it with my club.” The astonished hunter asked, “How big is your club?” The pigmy replied, “There are about two hundred of us.”
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  • What kind of floor do dinosaurs’ bathrooms have? Rep-tiles.
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  • Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A: An Idontthinkhesaurus.
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  • Dinosaurs went extinct because they heard Chuck Norris was coming.
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  • I asked the librarian to recommend an author who writes dinosaur books.“Try Sarah Topps,” she replied.#WorldBookDay
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  • Scientists have discovered a fossilised dinosaur fart…They say it’s a blast from the past!
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  • Paleontologists are having a big party to celebrate unearthing the largest ever dinosaur tibia…It’s going to be quite a shindig!
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  • What do you call a dinosaur that uses cheap toilet paper?A Megasorearse!
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  • My local museum is trying to raise money by setting up a dinosaur fossil display. How will it work?Remains to be seen.
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  • A simpler, more believable theory is that all the dinosaurs got married and just quit having sex all together.
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  • What do you call a dinosaur that crashed its car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
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  • I can always tell when they use fake dinosaurs in movies.
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  • My missus threw out my big purple dinosaur…We had a massive barney!
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  • What do you call an ugly dinosaur?An eyesaur.
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  • Archaeologists are having a party to celebrate unearthing the largest ever dinosaur tibia.It’s going to be quite the shindig.
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  • What do you get if a dinosaur kicks you in the backside?Megasoreass.
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  • What do you call a group of anxious dinosaurs?Nervous Rex.
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  • Scientists have just discovered a fossilised dinosaur fart.They say it’s a blast from the past.
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  • What do you call a dinosaur that uses cheap toilet paper?Megasoreass.
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  • What kind of drug should dinosaurs never take?A steroid.
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  • What would you get if a dinosaur kicked you in the backside?A mega-sore-ass.
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  • How does an Englishman invite a dinosaur for lunch?Tea, Rex?
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