Dolphin Jokes

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.(Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters’ balls are called pearls.(James age 6) 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island If you don’t have sea all round you, you are incontinent.( Wayne age 7) 4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She’s not my friend no more.(Kylie age 6) 5) A dolphin breathes through an assh*le on the top of its head.(Billy age 8) 6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.(Millie age 6) 7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn’t blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans.(William age 7) 8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant?(Helen age 6) 9) I’m not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can’t think what to write.(Amy age 6) 10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers.(Christopher age 7)

Q: What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him? A: I didn’t do it on porpoise.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him? I didn’t do it on porpoise.

My wife and I met on a website for dolphin impersonators…We clicked straight away!

If your house is hit by a dolphin, don’t go outside to see if the dolphin is alright, that’s how the hurricane tricks you to come outside.

That dolphin tattoo on your ass was SO hot when you were 18, Now it looks like a used condom!

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharksIt cost me an arm and a leg!

Went to the aquarium today. Really enjoyed the Dolphins.Me and them just clicked.