The pope goes to visit the Seven Dwarfs. As he is finishing his speech on comparative religions, Dopey raises his hand to ask a question. “Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?”. “No Dopey,” responds the Pontiff, “there are not”. “Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in Italy?”, Dopey questions. “No Dopey,” chuckles the Pope, “there are no dwarf nuns in Italy.” “Mr. Pope,” Dopey asks pleadingly, “are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?” “No Dopey,” the Pope says sadly, “there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.” And softly in the background the six remaining dwarves start chanting, “Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin.”
- I rear-ended a car a few days ago……. I tell you, It was a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a friggin’ DWARF!! He looked up at me and said “I am NOT happy!” So I said, “well, which one are you then?”
- I rear- ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Well, i couldnt believe it… he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, “I AM NOT HAPPY!!!” So, I looked down at him and said, ” Well, then which one are you?” And then the fight started…..
- I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it…. he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, ‘I AM NOT HAPPY!!!’ So, I looked down at him and said, ‘Well, then which one are you?’
- My dwarf girlfriend has been a bit down recently because people keep remarking on her size…So to cheer her up when she gets home from work, I’ve got her flowers, chocolates, wine and I’m going to run her a nice hot sink!
- I saw my dwarf neighbour at a bus stop.“Jump in, I’ll give you a lift home” I said.“Fuck off” he shouted back.“What an ungrateful little shit,” I thought, as I zipped my rucksack and continued my walk.
- I saw my dwarf neighbour at a bus stop.“Jump in, I’ll give you a lift home,” I said.“Fuck off,” he shouted back.“What an ungrateful little shit,” I thought, as I zipped my rucksack and continued my walk.
- This morning on the way to work I wasn’t really paying attention and I drove into the back of a car at some traffic lights.The driver got out and it turned out he was a dwarf.He said, “I’m not happy.”I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
- I’m not very good at dwarf impressions…Still, hey ho!
- The older I get the more I’m becoming all of the seven dwarfs!
- Four members of a midget gymnast team have just pulled off an audacious bank robbery in Frankfurt.They used a trampoline to jump through a window left open by an accomplice, and then escaped in an Audi…It was, as they say in Germany, the ‘Four Sprung Dwarf Technique!’
- “What’s the Wifi password?”“snowwhiteandthesevendwarfs”“Why is the password so long?”“It said it requires 8 characters!”
- I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?
- The seven dwarfs are in the bath, and they all were feeling happy. Happy climbed out, then they all felt Grumpy.
- I had a dodgy dwarf do a bit of casual building work for me. He asked to be paid under the table.
- I needed a password at least eight characters long … … so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs…
- The Seven Dwarfs of Facebook: Drunky, Stoney, Skanky, B!tchy, Lonely, Creepy, Stalky
- This morning on the way to work I wasn’t really paying attention and I drove into the back of a car at some traffic lights.The driver got out and it turned out he was a dwarf.He said, I’m not happy.I said, Well, which one are you then?
- My dad told me to make little things count?So now I’m teaching maths to dwarfs.