Can I still impress you with a joke about the Titanic?
Or has that ship sailed?
- Did you hear about the hippy who loved nature so much he married a river?Mrs Hippy.
- Her: Why do we need walkie-talkies? Our relationship is over.Me: Our relationship is what? Over.
- I just found a whip, mask and some handcuffs in my sister’s room.I just had no idea she was a superhero.
- I once entered the world kleptomaniac championships…I took gold, silver and bronze.