Hip Jokes

  • Can I still impress you with a joke about the Titanic?

    Or has that ship sailed?

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  • Did you hear about the hippy who loved nature so much he married a river?Mrs Hippy.
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  • Her: Why do we need walkie-talkies? Our relationship is over.Me: Our relationship is what? Over.
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  • I just found a whip, mask and some handcuffs in my sister’s room.I just had no idea she was a superhero.
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  • I once entered the world kleptomaniac championships…I took gold, silver and bronze.
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