Hurricane Jokes

  • Q: What do you call a slow hurricane? A: A slowicane.

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  • Chuck Norris’ feet accounted for more damage in 2005 than both the war in Iraq and Hurricane Katrina.
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  • What do you call a slow hurricane? A slowicane.
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  • I’m writing a book about hurricanes and tornados…It’s only a draft at the moment!
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  • I went to the store today to stock up on bread, beer, and Captain Morgan just in case Hurricane Sandy decides to double back to NC….. Always good to be prepared…
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  • My biggest fear of Hurricane Sandy is that i’ll lose power and can’t Facebook
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  • Why don’t they give hurricanes epic names like cyclone of doom or the fate fairy instead of frikken Sandy….
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  • If your house is hit by a dolphin, don’t go outside to see if the dolphin is alright, that’s how the hurricane tricks you to come outside.
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  • If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to..
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  • If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to.
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  • People keep saying that Americans are stupid, but I disagree. Anyone that builds a city 30 feet below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and fills it with blacks is a fking genius!
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  • Breaking news! A hurricane has just hit the the main cheese factory in France. All that’s left is de-Brie.
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  • I’m having a post hurricane garden sale tomorrow. I’ve got 3 trampolines, 6 patio chairs and 4 fence panels. New stuff arriving all the time!
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