Igloo Jokes

  • New Math Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon 1000 aches: 1 kilohurtz Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower 1 million microphones: 1 megaphone 2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds (work on it….) 52 cards: 1 decacards 3 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League

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  • When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a house warming party…Now I’m homeless!
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  • I was at a very awkward party last night in an Igloo. I tried to break the ice, but it just made things worse.
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  • What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down? Igloos it back together.
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  • How does a penguin build it’s house?Igloos it together.
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  • How does a penguin build a house?Igloos it.
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  • When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party.Now I’m homeless.
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  • When I moved into my igloo, my friends threw me a house warming party.Now I’m homeless.
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  • When I moved into my igloo, my friends threw me a house warming party.Now I’m homeless.
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