Jason wanted to get his blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary, but also something useful. So he finally decided to get her a cell phone. His wife was very excited about the new phone and told him she loved it. He carefully went through all of the phone’s features and showed her how to use it. The next day, she went shopping and took the phone with her. The phone rings and it’s her husband. “How do you like your new phone?” he asks. “I love it, but there’s something I don’t understand,” she replies. “What’s that?” “How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?”
- Just pulled back my curtains and thought I saw David Jason lying on my lawn…After a close inspection it was a touch of frost!
- They say that David Jason set a new level for British comedy with that one famous scene…But it was the landlord that really raised the bar!
- Its going down, basement. Friday the 13th guess whos playing Jason? Tuck yourself in you better hold on to your teddy. Its Nightmare on Elm street and guess whos playing Freddy?