Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the jaw, it’s decendents are known today as giraffes.
- The local vicar is having a bath, and he’s a little bored, so he decides to, ‘pleasure’ himself. He’s quite happily tugging away, reaches the old moment of bliss, and opens his eyes only to see, at the window, the window cleaner, jaw agape at what he’s just seen. A couple of minutes later, the doorbell rings – it’s the window cleaner. The vicar is understandably embarrassed, and asks the man how much he owes him. “50 bucks.” comes the reply. “50 bucks?!?” says the vicar, startled. “Yep, fifty bucks or I tell the whole parish about what I saw, you perv.” So the vicar hands over the cash, and the cleaner gets on his way. The following week, the bishop’s around for his supper and is having a wander around the vicar’s house, admiring his lovely home. He says to the vicar, “Lovely clean windows you’ve got there vicar, who does them for you?” “Oh, a guy from the village does them for me, he does a great job,” replies the vicar. “Oh, yeah. How much does he charge you, then?” “Well,” replies the vicar, “fifty bucks, actually” “Fifty bucks? Blimey!” says the bishop. “He must have seen you coming.”
- Women can argue for 3 hours straight, but 2 minutes into a blowjob their jaw is aching!
- Women can argue for 3 hours straight, but 2 minutes into a blowjob their “jaw is aching”
- A teacher asked a girl to use the word”handsome”in a sentence. Girl :- “When I suck my boyfriend’s dick my jaws get really tired so I use my hand some times”.
- I’m sick of having to pick up women’s jaws after I walk into rooms.
- Cop cars should play the jaws theme song
- Women can argue for 3 hours straight, but 2 minutes into a blowjob their ‘jaw is aching!’