Kite Jokes

  • A man is in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son. However, every time the kite gets up into the air, it comes crashing back down. This goes on for a while, when his wife sticks her head out of the front door and yells, “You need more tail.” The father turns to his son and says, “Son, I’ll never understand your mother. Yesterday, I told her I needed more tail, and she told me to go fly a kite!”

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  • A man is in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son. However, every time the kite gets up into the air, it comes crashing back down. This goes on for a while, when his wife sticks her head out of the front door and yells, “You need more tail.” The father turns to his son and says, “Son, I’ll never understand your mother. Yesterday, I told her I needed more tail, and she told me to go fly a kite!”
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  • Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas? Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.
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  • I went to the doctor the other day I said ‘have you got anything for wind’ so he gave me a kite.
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