A man took his family to a Chinese resaurant one night. After being seated and having their drinks delivered, the waiter recited the specialites of the evening. “We have moo shoo chicken, chicken almondine, beef and 5 star vegetable and lasagna.” The man was surprised and exclaimed “.. but this is a Chinese restaurant!” The waiter replied, “Yes, but this is a Jewish neighborhood.”
- A girl who lives hundreds of miles away texting you “I’m drunk” is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying “I’m delicious”