Q: Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion? A: To keep from peeling.
- I’m old enough to remember when a selfie was some lotion and a box of Kleenex.
- I bet deaf people get really confused when they talk to someone who is applying hand lotion…
- My wife caught me again on the couch with my iPad & a hand towel while I was putting lotion on my feet with my pants off.