Sometimes I can’t remember what parking lot I left my car in at the mall so I get it Malaysia Airlines…I totally get it.
- It be cool if that Malaysia plane appeared with Amelia Earhart flying it back
- I bet the passengers on the missing Malaysian airplane are racking up some serious reward miles, given all of the different directions they’ve been flying.
- If I was in that Malaysian airplane my wife would find it in 10 minutes..
- The amount of stuff coming out of this woman’s handbag as she searched for her keys, I wouldn’t be surprised if that missing Malaysian plane is in there too.
- I cracked two jokes earlier about Malaysian Airways. The first got no response and the second crashed and burned.
- I have come up with a truly fantastic business idea for Malaysia Airlines. A new slogan! “Leaving on a jet plane, don’t know if I’ll be back again.”
- Malaysia Airlines passengers have recently been asked about their flight experience; 5% said they were satisfied. 10% said they were extremely satisfied and 85% said they were blown away.