Did you know that the U.S. government is working on a project to control mosquitoes? They are going to put tiny little cow bells on them, so you can hear where they are. So far, all they have is a bunch of humdingers.
- What do you call an Islamic mosquito? A ‘mosque-ito’.
- Q: What’s the difference between a mosquito and a fly? A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can’t mosquito.
- What’s the difference between a mosquito and a fly? A mosquito can fly, but a fly can’t mosquito.
- I saw a sign in a shop- Mosquito nets 10′ I didn’t even know bugs could play the lottery.
- I wish I were as attractive to women as I am to mosquitoes.
- If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.
- I hate mosquitoes, they’re like nature’s version of a Jehovah’s Witness……….
- Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
- I don’t care what people think of me. At least mosquitoes find me attractive.
- Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?