An infant rabbit was orphaned. Fortunately though, a family of squirrels took it in and raised it as one of their own. This adoption led to some peculiar behaviors on the part of the rabbit. It had a tendency to scurry up trees like its step-siblings instead of hopping along the ground. And it ate acorns and nuts instead of carrots. By the time it was half grown, the rabbit realized that it was different, so it went to its step-parents to discuss the problem. He said he was unsure of his place in the universe and was generally forlorn. His step-parents advised, “Don’t scurry. Be hoppy.”
- It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
- An infant rabbit was orphaned. Fortunately though, a family ofsquirrels took it in and raised it as one of their own.This adoption led to some peculiar behaviors on the part of therabbit. It had a tendency to scurry up trees like its step-siblings instead of hopping along the ground. And it ate acorns and nuts instead of carrots. By the time it was half grown, the rabbit realizedthat it was different, so it went to its step-parents to discussthe problem.He said he was unsure of his place in the universeand was generally forlorn.His step-parents advised, “Don’t scurry. Be hoppy.”
- Kids today don’t know how well off they are. I was orphaned at a young age and raised by a pack of hyenas…No toys, no posh house, facing starvation scouring for food, but boy, did we have some laughs!
- The England football team visited an orphanage in Wolverhampton today. “It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,” said Ben, age six.
- I hate it when couples have a little argument and the girlfriend changes her Facebook status to single’.I mean, I have arguments with my parents all the time, you don’t see me changing my status to orphan’.
- The England team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. “It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope” said Jose, age 6.
- The Man Utd team visited an orphanage in Manchester today. “It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,” said Ben, age six.