Pickle Jokes

  • What’s green, has a cape, and flies? Super Pickle!

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  • There was a guy on the beach with about 25 gorgeous chicks swarming all around him. Seeing this, a second guy strolls on up to him and asks, “What’s your secret?” The guy whispers, “All you gotta do is stick a pickle in your pants.” In a fluorish, the second guy runs off and stuffs a pickle in his pants. But when he returns to the shore, he soon discovers that every single girl that looks his way, runs off screaming in bloody terror. Confused, he hurries over to the first guyand desperately asks, “Why are all the girls running away from me?” The first guy looks up and replies, “The pickle’s on the wrong side.”
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  • What do you call a pickle that draws? A dillustrator.
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  • Q: What’s green and walks through walls? A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.
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  • Whats green and flys through the air? Super Pickle
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  • Q: What do you call a pickle that draws? A: A dillustrator.
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  • What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour? A fuel injected pickle.
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  • Q: What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour? A: A fuel injected pickle.
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  • My wife just opened a jar of pickles by herself and I can’t help but believe my days around here are numbered…
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  • My orgasm face looks like I’m opening a jar of pickles.
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  • A grandad has gone missing after eating 6 pickled eggs 2 tins of beans 12 pickled gherkins and 3 raw onions…His family have made an emotional appeal for him not to come home for a least a fortnight!
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  • So I said to the woman at the deli I’d like to buy a ham and cheese baguette with picklesShe said Sorry, we only take cash or card.
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