While bathroom humor may not be for everyone, it’s hard to deny that potty jokes have a special place in our hearts (and our stomachs). Jokes about bodily functions have been around since the beginning of time, and have been enjoyed by people of all ages and cultures. On this page, we’ve compiled a collection of funny poo jokes that are sure to make you laugh, whether you’re looking to impress your friends or just in need of a good chuckle. So, sit back, relax, and get ready to let the jokes “flow” with our collection of poo jokes!
I was picking up dog poo in the park this morning and thought to myself…
I should really get a dog!
- I tried to explain to my 4 year old son today that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poo in your pants, but he’s still making fun of me!
- I’ve accidentally swallowed some scrabble squares…Going for a poo could spell trouble!
- I don’t do innuendos, but slipping alternative names for poo into sentences is something I do do sometimes.
- My son just asked me where poo comes from, I gave him a detailed explanation, where he then stood in stunned silence.Then he asked, What about Tigger?