Quilt Jokes

  • I silently farted in bed last night and slowly lifted up the quilt. After a few seconds my wife shouted, “Bloody hell you dirty bastard, that stinks!”

    It must of been pretty bad. She was downstairs at the time!

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  • I silently farted in bed last night and slowly lifted up the quilt. After a few seconds my wife shouted, “Bloody hell you dirty git, that stinks!”It must of been pretty bad. She was downstairs at the time!
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  • My friend says quilts are better than duvets; I told them to be careful making blanket statements like that.
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  • I silently farted in bed last night and slowly lifted up the quilt. After a few seconds my wife shouted, “Bloody hell you dirty bastard, that stinks!”It must have been pretty bad. She was downstairs at the time!
    You already voted!

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