Last year I got a sweater for Christmas…
This year I am hoping for a screamer, or a squirter!
- There’s a way of telling the sex of an orange…If it squirts in your eye without warning, It’s male.It it’s bitter for no apparent reason, It’s female!
- Remember: Before you were Mommy’s little darling you were Daddy’s little squirt.
- Sometimes I squirt mayonnaise across my breasts so I don’t forget what it’s like to have a boyfriend.
- Ladies, if you love a man, set him free. If he comes back he will be yours forever. If he doesn’t, the new chick probably squirts or does anal.
- My hand has never pumped so hard for a little squirt. Stupid empty soap bottle.