Thread Jokes

  • To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To get it in, you push it!

    Threading a needle is a fucking nightmare!

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  • I have an evil masterplan; I’m going to drill a huge hole through the Moon and thread a massive piece of string through it. Then I will finally be able to conker the World.
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