This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day: “May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don’t know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!” All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying: “The is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through it. I’ve had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just relax. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position.” She says, “I’m 5’4″ and I’m in the front seat.” “O.K.” says the voice from the tower. “Repeat after me: Our Father. . . Who art in Heaven. . . ..”
- Chuck Norris once skewered a man with the Eiffel tower.
- Your mum’s so fat she uses Yosemite National Park as a back-scratcher, the Eiffel Tower as an ear pick and water slides as straws.
- On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, “What time is it?” The tower responded, “Who is calling?” The aircraft replied, “What difference does it make?” The tower replied, “It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o’clock. If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours. If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it’s Thursday afternoon.”
- What do a tick and Eiffel Tower have in common?They are both Paris sites!
- My twin sons Craig and Stuart are going to America to audition on the X factor when it starts over there. “Hi, i’m Craig Towers, and i’m Stuart Towers… and together we’re Twin Towers” I’ve got a feeling they’ll go down well.
- I tried to climb a really tall tower in France……but Eiffel off.
- What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?They are both Paris sites.
- What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?They’re both Paris sites.
- What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?They’re both Paris sites.
- What do a tick and Eiffel Tower have in common?They are both Paris sites.
- They warned me not to lean over the edge of that tower in Paris.Eiffel.
- What does a tapeworm have in common with the Eiffel Tower?They’re both Paris sites.