Q: What is a volcano? A: A mountain with the hiccups.
- volcano (n.) [vol-key-noh] A mountain getting its rocks off.
- I hate when Doctors asks questions like . . . “Are you sexually active?” Depends on what you mean by “active”. There are plenty of “active” volcanoes that haven’t gone off in over 50 years.
- DOCTOR: Are you sexually active? ME: Depends on what you mean by active. There are plenty of active volcanos that haven’t gone off in years