I text my wife today. “I had a bad accident at work. I fell from a great height. Sarah kindly rushed me to the hospital. The Drs examined me, they x-rayed my legs & say I may never walk again and be in a wheelchair for the rest of my life.”
She text back, “Who the fuck is Sarah?”
- I had my leg X-rayed today. The doctor said, “Your patella measures 2.54cm.”I said, “Inch-high knees?”He said, “您的髌骨是2.54厘米高.”
- I bought a new book today called X-ray vision for beginners.’ I’m having a look through it now.
- I tried to lie to the x-ray technician but she saw right through me.
- I bought a new book, “X-Ray Vision for Beginners”. I’m having a look through it now.
- After my bike accident today I lied to the X-ray technician that I was fine..But they saw right through me.