Why did the yarn cross the road? To get to the knitting store on the other side!
- What do you call a crocheting sheep? A ball of yarn in sheep’s clothing!
- What do you get when you cross yarn with a turtle? A slow-poke blanket!
- What did the yarn say when it got tangled up? “Knot again!”
- Why did the crocheter go to the doctor? They had a bad case of yarn-itis!
- What do you call a group of yarn balls that go on a road trip together? A skein of travelers!
- What do you call a sheep that’s always telling jokes? A yarnster!