We all know someone with a big head. When we say big head, we don’t mean they’re brimming with confidence… we mean their head is wider than a freight train with all of the freight falling off.
Your head is so big, when you think, it echoes.
You must need a mattress as a pillow.
Your head is so big you have to step into your shirts.
Your head is so big it shows up on radar.
Your head is so big, you have to go around the corner to change your mind.
Your head is so big I didn’t have to zoom in to find it on Google Maps.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
“All the kids make fun of me,” the boy cried to his mother, “They say I have a big head.”
“Don’t listen to them,” his mother comforted him, “You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes.”
“Where’s the shopping bag?”
“I haven’t got one, use your hat.”
Your head is so big it gets home before you do.
Your head is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
Big Forehead Jokes
Wow, that’s a $20 cab ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
Your forehead is so big it’s like your face started melting.
Your head is so big that you don’t need to go to the cinema, you already dream in widescreen.
Your head is so big that when it rains your body never gets wet. Ever.
Your head is so big that your right ear is in a different time zone to your left.
Your head is so massive that if you used it as a bowling ball, you would be guaranteed a strike everytime.
You could probably get paid for advertising on that billboard.
I don’t know if I’d spank you on the ass or on your forehead.
Your forehead is so big, you’ll never have enough hair for bangs.
Your head is so large that I ran around it to train for my half marathon race.
Your forehead is what happens when you keep your thoughts to yourself.
You must use an extra mattress as a pillow.
I bet it’s cool you can change the TV channels with your mind.
At least you’ll never go broke, you can always rent out parking spots on your forehead.