We’ve all got a friend who has had the joy of dealing with a cheater… and not the animal kind. What’s the best medicine for a sad friend? Jokes! Here are a selection of our favourite jokes about cheaters to make you laugh out loud!
What do cheaters do after they die?
They lie still.
How many cheaters does it take to change a lightbulb?
You can’t change the lightbulb, once a lightbulb always a lightbulb.
My girlfriend keeps accusing me of being a cheater
She’s starting to sound like my wife.
My husband is a cheater…
He beats me, and whenever I touch his property, he says, “I’m going to make you pay.”
I don’t want to play monopoly with him anymore.
Just told my friend his girlfriend is a cheater
I sent him a text saying the y in “your girlfriend” is silent.
I was pretty upset when my friends called me a serial cheater.
I would never do something like that to Jessica, Susan, Tiffany, or Beth.
Statistics say that 1/3 of people cheat in their relationships.
So, who’s the cheater? My wife or my girlfriend?
Somebody keyed my car…
They wrote “Cheater” and “pig” everywhere. I asked my girlfriend if she did it, and she said no. I don’t know why anyone would write such a thing. I’ll ask my wife when I get home tonight.
How does a woman know her man is cheating on her?
He starts showering twice a week.
The new neighbour
Wife: “Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?”
Husband: “How can I? I don’t even know her.”
A woman was in bed having sex with her husband’s friend…
…when all of a sudden the telephone rings, she answers. After hanging up she says, ”That was Harry, but don’t worry, he won’t be home for a while. He’s playing cards with you.”
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me…
…with our dad.
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet…
…and the wife said “you know we’ve been good about our diet, let’s have a cheat night tonight.” The wife came home with KFC and McDonalds.
The husband came home with Sylvia from the office.
Found out my wife is cheating on me today.
When I asked when she’d be home she said, “10-15 minutes max.” My name is Stephen.
My cheating girlfriend has a job as a whiskey maker…
I love her still.
That’s all for our jokes about cheaters, but if you like these, then you’ll love these one-liner jokes!