Mexican culture is rich with history, tradition, and a unique sense of humor. From iconic foods like tacos and burritos to the vibrant music and dance styles like salsa and mariachi, there’s no shortage of material for jokes and puns. On this page, we’ve compiled a collection of the funniest Mexican-related jokes that celebrate the culture and humor of Mexico. Our aim is to provide lighthearted and respectful humor that everyone can enjoy, whether you’re Mexican yourself or just a fan of the culture. So, get ready to “siesta” and laugh along with our collection of Mexican jokes!
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila
Why do Mexicans have Netflix?
For Netflix and chilli.
What do you call a Mexican that can’t do anything?
A Mexican’t.
What do you call a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise?
Sinko de Mayo
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Juan.
How do you call a spider piñata?
Piñatarantula
What is something you want to hear in Christmas But not in a Mexican prison?
Jesus loves you
Why did the Mexican take a Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Why did the Mexican keep a wheel of cheddar in his truck?
In Queso emergencies.
Why couldn’t the Mexican archer use his bow?
He didn’t habanero.
What do you call a Mexican girl with no ass?
A flatina.
How do Mexicans pay taxes?
With a piñatax
What do you call a Mexican who transitions?
Señor Rita
What is a burrito image with bad resolution?
A blurrito
What are the chances of winning the Mexican lottery?
Juan in a million.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
How is a dyslexic Mexican called?
Dysmexic
Three Mexicans try to cross the border legally when the border guard sees only one of them has the correct papers. Only Juan crossed.
Why did the Mexican install a mousetrap?
Tequila mouse
How do you call a Mexican spy?
Agent GarCIA
What Greek God exists in Mexican culture?
ChilAquiles
How do Mexicans drink soda?
In MexiCANS
How do you pay in Mexican stores?
In MexiCASH
What’s the difference between pick and choose?
Pick means to select something and choose is what a Mexican wears on his feet.
What is the best transportation in Mexico?
In MexiCAR
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
Carlos.
Why did the Mexican sign up for Tinder?
For a Juan night stand.
What does a depressed Mexican say?
I don’t wanna taco bout it.
How do Mexicans feel about Trump’s wall?
They’ll get over it.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
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