Juan long list of Mexican Jokes

Everyone loves a Mexican meal… but how about a Mexican joke? Here are some of our favourite Mexican jokes to get you laughing.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?


Why do Mexicans have Netflix?

For Netflix and chilli.

What do you call a Mexican that can’t do anything?

A Mexican’t.

What do you call a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise?

Sinko de Mayo

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?


How do you call a spider piñata?


What is something you want to hear in Christmas But not in a Mexican prison?

Jesus loves you

Why did the Mexican take a Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

Why did the Mexican keep a wheel of cheddar in his truck?

In Queso emergencies.

Why couldn’t the Mexican archer use his bow?

He didn’t habanero.

What do you call a Mexican girl with no ass?

A flatina.

How do Mexicans pay taxes?

With a piñatax

What do you call a Mexican who transitions?

Señor Rita

What is a burrito image with bad resolution?

A blurrito

What are the chances of winning the Mexican lottery?

Juan in a million.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?


How is a dyslexic Mexican called?


Three Mexicans try to cross the border legally when the border guard sees only one of them has the correct papers. Only Juan crossed.

Why did the Mexican install a mousetrap?

Tequila mouse

How do you call a Mexican spy?

Agent GarCIA

What Greek God exists in Mexican culture?


How do Mexicans drink soda?


How do you pay in Mexican stores?


What’s the difference between pick and choose?

Pick means to select something and choose is what a Mexican wears on his feet.

What is the best transportation in Mexico?

In MexiCAR

What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?


Why did the Mexican sign up for Tinder?

For a Juan night stand.

What does a depressed Mexican say?

I don’t wanna taco bout it.

How do Mexicans feel about Trump’s wall?

They’ll get over it.

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.

Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?

They say he had locomotives.


We hope you enjoyed our Mexican jokes, and if you’ve got any more to add, drop them in the comments below!

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