Chin up. And the other one.
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How do you say ‘lose weight’ in Chinese?
Chin tu phat.
They told me to keep my chin up
I asked them which one.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four chin teller.
(That’s a quad-chin joke… sorry)
I got 99 problems
And my chins are two of them.
Yo mama’s so fat
Her favourite game show is Wheel of Four Chins.
My friend was sad and complaining to me about how she’s having trouble losing weight.
“The change isn’t immediate”, I told her. “Just keep your chins up.”
It’s not my fault I have a double chin
When God said he was handing out Chins, I thought he said “gins” and I said “I’ll have a double”
I see you were so impressed with your first chin…
…that you added two more.
I was going to roast you about your chin…
…but I didn’t know which one to talk about.
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