The funniest jokes about North Korea

The nation of North Korea lends itself to some funny jokes – after all, they are often the laughing stock of the world. Check out our list of the funniest jokes about North Korea.

Is there freedom of speech in North Korea?


But depending on the speech, there may not be much freedom after the speech.

Why did Kim Jong Un kill all the owls in North Korea?

Because they all kept repeating “Coup, Coup.”

Did you see that gymnast from North Korea in the Olympics?

She didn’t win gold but her execution was flawless.

What’s the only drink size they allow in North Korea?

A supreme litre.

Who is the supreme leader of techno?

Kim Jong Untz-untz-untz-untz.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because North Korea’s long-range missiles can’t reach that far.

What’s the difference between North Korea and the USA?

In North Korea, power passes from grandfather to grandson.

In the USA, power passes from grandfather to grandfather.

Dark jokes are like food in North Korea.

Not everyone gets it.

Why isn’t there democracy in North Korea?

Because every time they try to pronounce “election” everyone starts to giggle.

I asked my brother in North Korea how things were over there

He said, “I can’t complain.”

Why don’t North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don’t have Seoul.

Kim Jong-Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea.

Oops! Spelt *nuclear* wrong.

Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?

Because they have a supreme ruler.

Did you know North Korea’s military marches to the left?

They have no rights.

That’s all folks! If you’ve got more funny jokes about North Korea, just drop them in the comments below!

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