- I spent five minutes outside… and now I’m wetter than the cinema seats after Fifty Shades of Grey.
- Spent five minutes outside today… and now I’m wetter than a cucumber in a womens prison.
- I ran through the rain today… and now I’m wetter than a Beaver’s beaver.
- Spent five minutes outside today… and now I’m wetter than a spastic’s chin.
- Spent five minutes outside today and now I’m wetter than a blind lesbian in a fish shop
Wetter than a nun doing squats in a cucumber patch!
- Wetter than a submarine’s number plate!
- Spent five minutes outside today… and now I’m wetter than my face after you said Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
I’ll get you wetter than a Scottish summer.
- Spent five minutes outside today and now I’m wetter than a lesbian in a changing room